Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th July 1997

Dilbert//3007, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 9th July 1997

Tags

feel for engineers tired of pretty boys appreciate dancing exotic dancing passion phyiscs scratch ear can't get enough

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in the park wearing a jogging suit and with his arms crossed. He looks mad. Dogbert sits witha cute girl. She says, "until I met you, Dogbert, I always fell for engineers."

The girl pets Dogbert. She says, "But I'm tired of pretty boys. i want a guy who will appreciate my exotic dancing as much as my passion for physics."

Dilbert starts sobbing. Dogbert says, "Scratch under this ear for a minute."

The girl lifts his ear and says, "Sure. I can't get enough touching."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UNTIL I MET YOU, DOGBERT, I ALWAYS FELL FOR ENGINEERS.

BUT I'M TIRED OF PRETTY BOYS. I WANT A GUY WHO WILL APPRECIATE MY EXOTIC DANCING AS MUCH AS MY PASSION FOR PHYSICS SCRATCH UNDER THIS EAR FOR A MINUTE.

SURE. 1 CAN'T GET ENOUGH TOUCHING.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Physics Over Pretty Boys"

Summary:

The comic strip features a woman who has fallen for Dogbert, an engineer, but is disappointed to learn that he is not interested in her. Instead, Dogbert reveals that he wants a man who will appreciate his exotic dancing skills as much as his passion for physics. The woman is shocked and confused by this revelation, leading to a humorous exchange between the two characters.

Key Elements:

• The woman's unrequited love for Dogbert
• Dogbert's unexpected desire for a man who shares his interests
• The comedic tone and witty dialogue that characterize the "Dilbert" comic strip series.

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