Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th July 1997

Dilbert//3008, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 10th July 1997

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incredibly sexy fuzzy guy dogebrt dillbert in touch with feelings make me doubt scientific methid

Official transcript

Dogbert stands with the cute girl. Dilbert wears a jogging suit. The girls says, "Wow. you're an incredibly sexy man. It's too bad I met this little fuzzy guy first."

The girls says, "But looks aren't everything. Studies show that women want a man who is in touch with his feelings."

Dilbert raises his eye brows. Dilbert screams, "I hate my life!!"

The girls says, "Gee. That's enough to make me doubt the scientific method."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOW. YOU'RE AN INCREDIBLY SEXY MAN.

IT'S TOO BAD I MET THIS LITTLE FUZZY GUY FIRST.

BUT LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING. STUDIES SHOW THAT WOMEN WANT A MAN WHO IS IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEELINGS.

AAGH!!

I HATE MY LIFE!!

GEE. THAT'S ENOUGH TO DOUBT THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fuzzy Guy"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man with a fuzzy appearance, who is initially met with surprise and admiration by a woman. However, when she learns that he is not as attractive as she thought, she becomes disenchanted with him. The man's self-esteem is damaged, leading him to question the scientific method. The strip humorously highlights the complexities of human relationships and the importance of looking beyond physical appearance.

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