Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th September 1997

Dilbert//3065, first published 29 years ago on Friday 5th September 1997

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box of electronics breadwinner jennifer dogbert manor major bread winner shut up

Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a table with Dilbert. Dogbert wears his crown and holds a scepter. Dilbert has a screw driver and is tinkering with a device. Dogbert says, "Since I'm the major breadwinner here, I decided to name the house "Dogbert Manor."

And I've decided to name you Jennifer because I like the name. Dilbert examines the device. Dilbert says, "I don't know why I bought this. It's just a box full of electronics that you can look at."

Dogbert says, "Shut up Jennifer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SINCE I'M THE MAJOR BREADWINNER HERE, I DECIDED TO NAME THE HOUSE "DOGBERT MANOR." AND I'VE DECIDED TO NAME YOU JENNIFER BECAUSE I LIKE THE NAME.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS. IT'S JUST A BOX FULL OF ELECTRONICS THAT YOU CAN LOOK AT.

SHUT UP, JENNIFER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Name with a Future"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, sitting at a desk with a box of electronics in front of him. He is accompanied by Dogbert, a small, white dog wearing a crown, who is also seated at the desk. The conversation begins with Dilbert announcing that he has decided to name the house "Dogbert Manor." Dogbert responds by saying that he likes the name and that it's just a box full of electronics that he can look at. Dilbert then asks Jennifer why she bought the box, and she replies that she doesn't know why she did. The comic strip ends with Dilbert shutting up Jennifer, implying that she is being dismissed or ignored.

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