Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th September 1997

Dilbert//3066, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 6th September 1997

Tags

earnings handle investments maxed out money relax retire risk strangers

Official transcript

Dogbert sits in a chair at a financial planner's office. The planner says, "We can handle your investments so you can retire and live off the earnings."

The planners holds a long contract that covers his desk. He says, "Just sign this incomprehensible contract, hand all your money to total strangers and relax!"

Dogbert's ears fly up as he looks at the contract. The planners says, "We'll need to know what your tolerance for risk is."

Dogbert says, "I think I just maxed out."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN HANDLE YOUR INVESTMENTS SO YOU CAN RETIRE AND LIVE OFF THE EARNINGS.

JUST SIGN THIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE CONTRACT, HAND ALL YOUR MONEY TO TOTAL STRANGERS AND RELAX!

WE'LL NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR TOLERANCE TO RISK IS.

I THINK I JUST MAXED OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Incomprehensible Contract".

This comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert', features a conversation between a dog and a man sitting at a desk. The dog asks the man to handle its investments so it can retire and live off the earnings. The man then presents the dog with an incomprehensible contract, which the dog signs without reading. The man then informs the dog that it needs to know what its tolerance to risk is, and the dog responds by saying "I think I just maxed out". The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of complex contracts and the lack of understanding that can come with signing them.

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