Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th September 1997

Dilbert//3085, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 25th September 1997

Tags

pass inspection pays inspector dogbert inspector

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at a table and Dogbert stands on it. Dogbert says, "I understand it's your job to make sure your company can pass an ISO 14000 inspection."

Dogbert says, "And I understand that your company pays the inspector for each inspection."

Dilbert says, "So?"

Caption: Dogbert: ISO 14000 Inspector. Dogbert holds a clipboard and says, "You fail again. That ten thousand dollars please."

Dilbert says, "Next time could you actually walk around and look at stuff?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I UNDERSTAND IT'S YOUR JOB TO MAKE SURE YOUR COMPANY CAN PASS AN ISO 14000 INSPECTION.

AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR COMPANY PAYS THE INSPECTOR FOR EACH INSPECTION.

SO?

DOGBERT: ISO 14000 INSPECTOR YOU FAIL AGAIN.

THAT'S $10,000 PLEASE.

NEXT TIME, COULD YOU ACTUALLY WALK AROUND AND LOOK AT STUFF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "ISO 14000 Inspector"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a company representative and an ISO 14000 inspector. The representative explains that their company can pass an ISO 14000 inspection, but the inspector is skeptical and asks if they can actually walk around and look at stuff. The representative responds that they fail again, and the inspector sarcastically asks if they could walk around and look at stuff. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some companies may try to pass an ISO 14000 inspection without actually implementing the necessary changes.

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