Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th September 1997

Dilbert//3086, first published 29 years ago on Friday 26th September 1997

Keeping the Streak Alive

Tags

didn't use brain already knew car pool staff meeting steak alive

Official transcript

The Boss, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference table. Wally says, "I didn't use my brain this week."

Wally says, "I listened to things I already knew; I waited for people who were late; I was a passenger in my car pool."

The Boss says, "Let's start the staff meeting."

Wally pumps his fist in the air and says, "Yes!! Keeping the streak alive!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDNT USE MY BRAIN THIS WEEK.

I LISTENED TO THINGS I ALREADY KNEW: I WAITED FOR PEOPLE WHO WERE LATE; I WAS A PASSENGER IN MY CAR POOL.

LET'S START THE STAFF MEETING.

YES!! KEEPING THE STREAK ALIVE!

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AI Analysis

Title: "Keeping the Streak Alive"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and frustrations in the workplace.
• In this strip, Dilbert is shown attending a staff meeting, where he is asked to start the meeting.
• Dilbert responds by saying he didn't use his brain that week, implying that he didn't think about anything important.
• He then proceeds to share a series of unrelated and mundane observations, such as waiting for people who were late and being a passenger in his car pool.
• The other characters in the meeting seem unimpressed by Dilbert's comments, and the meeting appears to be going nowhere.
• The final panel shows Dilbert proudly declaring that he is "keeping the streak alive," suggesting that he has successfully avoided doing any actual work or contributing anything meaningful to the meeting.

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