Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th September 1997

Dilbert//3086, first published 29 years ago on Friday 26th September 1997

Keeping the Streak Alive

Tags

didn't use brain already knew car pool staff meeting steak alive

Official transcript

The Boss, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference table. Wally says, "I didn't use my brain this week."

Wally says, "I listened to things I already knew; I waited for people who were late; I was a passenger in my car pool."

The Boss says, "Let's start the staff meeting."

Wally pumps his fist in the air and says, "Yes!! Keeping the streak alive!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDNT USE MY BRAIN THIS WEEK.

I LISTENED TO THINGS I ALREADY KNEW: I WAITED FOR PEOPLE WHO WERE LATE; I WAS A PASSENGER IN MY CAR POOL.

LET'S START THE STAFF MEETING.

YES!! KEEPING THE STREAK ALIVE!

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