Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th November 1997

Dilbert//3132, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 11th November 1997

Tags

stack of paper cubicle cop body enrolled workshop temporary solution three days

Official transcript

Dilbert Alice and Wally are eating lunch. Alice says, "I heard that a stack of your papers fell over and killed a cubicle cop."

Alice says, "What did you do with the body?"

Wally says, "I enrolled it in the quality workshop nextdoor."

Dilbert says, "It's a temporary solution."

Wally says, "The workshop is only three days."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT A STACK OF YOUR PAPERS FELL OVER AND KILLED A CUBICLE COP.

MMM WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BODY?

I ENROLLED IT IN THE QUALITY WORKSHOP NEXT DOOR.

IT'S A TEMPORARY SOLUTION.

THE WORKSHOP IS ONLY THREE DAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Cubicle Cop's Demise"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, with one sharing a story about a stack of papers that fell over and killed a cubicle cop. The coworker is puzzled by the statement, asking what the speaker did with the body. The speaker responds that they enrolled it in a quality workshop next door, which is only three days long. The coworker is skeptical, but the speaker insists it's a temporary solution. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with a touch of absurdity.

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