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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th November 1997

Dilbert//3136, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 15th November 1997


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hugged your date snagged in blouse hilarious free your arm ripped top off engineer diamond cutter engineering


Official transcript

Dilbert is at home after his date. Dogbert says, "I loved it when you hugged your date and your arm got snagged on her blouse."

Dilbert looks angry. Dogbert waves his arms in the air and says, "And it was hilarious when you tried to free your arm and accidently ripped her top off."

Dogbert says, "But the best part was when you yelled, 'I'm an engineer, not a diamond cutter, dang it!'"

Dilbert says, "Shut up."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I LOVED IT WHEN YOU HUGGED YOUR DATE AND YOUR ARM GOT SNAGGED ON HER BLOUSE...

AND IT WAS HILARIOUS WHEN YOU TRIED TO FREE YOUR ARM AND ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED HER TOP OFF.

BUT THE BEST PART WAS WHEN YOU YELLED, "I'M AN ENGINEER, NOT A DIAMOND CUTTER, DANG IT!" SHUT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Best Part"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert and Dogbert, with Dilbert expressing his love for his date and Dogbert's sarcastic response.
  • Dogbert mocks Dilbert's attempt to free his arm from his date's blouse, implying that it was not a diamond cutter but rather a "best part" of the date.
  • The strip concludes with Dilbert's frustration and Dogbert's amusement at the situation.

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