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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th November 1997

Dilbert//3135, first published 29 years ago on Friday 14th November 1997


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dilbert dogbert hugger first date watch snagged bra strap


Official transcript

Dilbert meets his date. His date puts out her arms and says, "Hi, Dilbert! Hi, Dogbert!"

Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh!"

Dilbert's date goes in for a hug. Dilbert thinks, "She's a hugger on the first date. I never know where my arms should go."

Dilbert hugs his date, his arms going down her shirt and lifting it up to her head. You can see her bra and Dilbert says, "I hope this doesn't seem awkward, but my watch is snagged on your bra strap."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI, DILBERT!

HI, DOGBERT!

UH-OH SHE'S A HUGGER ON THE FIRST DATE.

I NEVER KNOW WHERE MY ARMS SHOULD GO.

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T SEEM AWKWARD, BUT MY WATCH IS SNAGGED ON YOUR BRA STRAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Awkward First Date"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1997, humorously depicts a man's awkward first date with a woman. The scene unfolds as follows:

  • The man, Dilbert, greets the woman at the door, introducing himself and his dog, Dogbert.
  • He is surprised to learn that she is a hugger on the first date.
  • Dilbert's response is to awkwardly hug her, while simultaneously checking his watch to see if he needs to leave.
  • The woman is taken aback by Dilbert's behavior, leading to an awkward conversation.

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of dating and the importance of being mindful of one's actions in social situations.

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