Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th December 1997

Dilbert//3156, first published 29 years ago on Friday 5th December 1997

Tags

write resume large fee dogbert having trouble invented coffee patent

Official transcript

Phil, former ruller of Heck, now head of the Analogy Police, says to Dogbert, "Can you help me write a resume?"

Dogbert obliges, "Yes, for a large fee."

Phil says, "How do I know you're qualified."

Dogbert says, "Check my resume."

Phil says, "I have a hard time believing you invented coffee."

Dogbert rebutts, "Check my patent."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU HELP ME WRITE A RSUM?

YES, FOR A LARGE FEE.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE QUALIFIED?

CHECK MY RSUM I'M HAVING TROUBLE BELIEVING THAT YOU INVENTED COFFEE.

CHECK MY PATENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Resume Review"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between a job applicant and an interviewer. The applicant, a red devil, is seeking employment and presents their resume to the interviewer, a purple devil. The interviewer is skeptical of the applicant's qualifications, particularly their claim to have invented coffee. The applicant is confident in their abilities and believes they have a strong chance of being hired.

Key Elements:

• A job applicant, a red devil, presents their resume to an interviewer, a purple devil.
• The interviewer is skeptical of the applicant's qualifications, particularly their claim to have invented coffee.
• The applicant is confident in their abilities and believes they have a strong chance of being hired.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of exaggerating or misrepresenting one's qualifications on a resume.

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