Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th December 1997

Dilbert//3177, first published 29 years ago on Friday 26th December 1997

Tags

role model using deception time management wally is dead daily planning session ideal role model

Official transcript

Asok looks into Wally's cubicle. Wally says into the phone, "Wally is dead. Sorry."

Asok thinks, "My role model is using deception to improve his time management."

Wally leans back in his chair and sleeps. Asok looks over the cubicle wall and says, "And now the daily planning session."

Alice says to Asok, "Asok, I don't think you've picked an ideal role model."

Asok leans back in his chair and says, "Asok is dead."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ROLE MODEL IS USING DECEPTION TO IMPROVE HIS TIME MANAGEMENT.

WALLY IS DEAD.

SORRY.

AND NOW THE DAILY PLANNING SESSION.

ASOK, I DON'T THINK YOU'VE PICKED AN IDEAL ROLE MODEL.

ASOK IS DEAD.

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