Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th December 1997

Dilbert//3178, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 27th December 1997

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wally the role model art sarcasm bosses own word disciplined for insubordination lips resources adding value would be delighted

Official transcript

Wally says to Asok, "There's an art to sarcasm, Asok."

Wally says, "If you use your boss's own words, you can't be disciplined for insubordination."

Wally points to his puckered lips and says, "And do this with your lips."

At a meeting, Asok puckers his lips and says to The Boss, "Today I focused my resources on adding value to the product process. Our shareholders would be delighted to know that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY THE ROLE MODEL THERE'S AN ART TO SARCASM, ASOK.

IF YOU USE YOUR BOSS'S OWN WORDS, YOU CAN'T BE DISCIPLINED FOR INSUBORDINATION.

AND DO THIS WITH YOUR LIPS.

TODAY I FOCUSED MY RESOURCES ON ADDING VALUE TO THE PRODUCT PROCESS. OUR SHAREHOLDERS WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO KNOW THAT.

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