Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th January 1998

Dilbert//3188, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 6th January 1998

Tags

performance review ding you keep informed peek at computer unread messages

Official transcript

Alice is having a performance review. She says, "Alice, I had to ding you for not keeping me informed about your project."

Alice says, "May I take a peek at your computer?"

Alice says, "You have twelve thousand unread messages."

The Boss says, "Well, it's a little late for that now."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PERFORMANCE REVIEW ALICE, I HAD TO DING YOU FOR NOT KEEPING ME INFORMED ABOUT YOUR PROJECT.

MAY I TAKE A PEEK AT YOUR COMPUTER?

YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND UNREAD MESSAGES.

WELL, IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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