Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th January 1998

Dilbert//3189, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 7th January 1998

Tags

signed ted card stamp congratualations death family medical

Official transcript

Dilbert holds a greeting card and says, "Let's see... it looks like you haven't signed Ted's card yet."

Alice is sitting at her computer and glares. Alice slams a rubber stamp down on the card. Dilbert looks at the card and says, "Do you think 'congratulations' is appropriate for a death in his family?"

Alice says, "You never know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S SEE... IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SIGNED TED'S CARD YET.

STAMP DO YOU THINK "CONGRATULATIONS" IS APPROPRIATE FOR A DEATH IN HIS FAMILY?

YOU NEVER KNOW

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