Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st January 1998

Dilbert//3203, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 21st January 1998

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sales force retirement buyout fifty dollars meeting boss business

Official transcript

At the staff meeting, The Boss says, "The sales force was offered a retirement buyout package of fifty dollars."

He continues, "One hundred percent of the sales force elected to take the offer."

The Boss says, "I wonder what they know that we don't know."

Wally turns to Dilbert and says, "There's a hole with no bottom."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SALES FORCE WAS OFFERED A RETIREMENT BUYOUT PACKAGE OF FIFTY DOLLARS.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE SALES FORCE ELECTED TO TAKE THE OFFER.

I WONDER WHAT THEY KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S A HOLE WITH NO TTOM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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