Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd January 1998

Dilbert//3204, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 22nd January 1998

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huge risk entrepreneur denail archival ceo humane bonuses

Official transcript

In the company cafeteria, Dilbert and Wally are eating lunch. Dilbert says, "I'd quit and become and entrepreneur, but I don't know how they handle such huge risks."

Wally, his mouth full of food, says, "Denial, probably."

Alice walks up with her lunch tray and says, "We got bought by our archrival this morning."

Alice sits down and says, "Their CEO says he plans to be as 'humane' as possible."

Dilbert says, "He sounds nice."

Wally says, 'Maybe we'll get bonuses!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D QUIT AND BECOME AN ENTREPRENEUR, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY HANDLE SUCH HUGE RISKS.

DENIAL, PROBABLY.

WE GOT BOUGHT BY OUR ARCHRIVAL THIS MORNING.

THEIR CEO SAYS HE PLANS TO BE AS "HUMANE" AS POSSIBLE HE SOUNDS NICE.

MAYBE WE'LL GET BONUSES!

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