Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th January 1998

Dilbert//3207, first published 28 years ago on Sunday 25th January 1998

Tags

document on desk overdue last minute going home boss to dilbert wait until tomorrow sociopath spookily accurate

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his cubicle and looks at his watch. he thinks, "Time to go home. That means..."

The Boss shows up and says, "Hi there."

Dilbert thinks, "Right on schedule."

Dilbert holds up his hand and says, "Wait. Let me guess why you're here."

Dilbert says, "You want to discuss a document that's been on your desk for a month."

Dilbert says, "It's something that could easily wait until tomorrow."

He says, "But you'll insist that I handle it now, because you're a sociopath."

The Boss says, "Wrong. I majored in anthropology."

The Boss walks away and thinks, "But that was a spookily accurate guess about the document."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. THAT MEANS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

WAIT. LET ME GUESS WHY YOU'RE HERE.

YOU WANT TO DISCUSS A DOCUMENT THAT'S BEEN ON YOUR DESK FOR A MONTH.

IT'S SOMETHING THAT COULD EASILY WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.

BUT YOU'LL INSIST THAT I HANDLE IT NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH.

WRONG. I MAJORED IN ANTHROPOLOGY.

BUT THAT WAS A SPOOKILY ACCURATE GUESS ABOUT THE DOCUMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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