Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th January 1998

Dilbert//3206, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 24th January 1998

Tags

slight flu copy to wally project least reason to live

Official transcript

A guy with cold sweat hands a paper to Dilbert. he says, "I finished my work despite having a slight flu. Here's your copy."

Dilbert says, "Um... you should give that to Wally."

The guy says, "Wally isn't on this project."

Dilbert says, "I know. I just figure he has the least reason to live."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED MY WORK DESPITE HAVING A SLIGHT FLU. HERE'S YOUR COPY.

UM... YOU SHOULD GIVE THAT COPY TO WALLY.

WALLY ISN'T ON THIS PROJECT.

I KNOW. I JUST FIGURE HE HAS THE LEAST REASON TO LIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Least Reason to Live"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with his coworker. The coworker has fallen ill and is unable to complete his work, so Dilbert offers to take over the task. However, the coworker insists on giving Dilbert a copy of the project, which Dilbert reluctantly accepts. As he begins to read the document, he becomes increasingly frustrated and eventually throws it away, declaring that he has found the "least reason to live." The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of office politics and the challenges of working in a bureaucratic environment.

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