Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th January 1998

Dilbert//3206, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 24th January 1998

Tags

slight flu copy to wally project least reason to live

Official transcript

A guy with cold sweat hands a paper to Dilbert. he says, "I finished my work despite having a slight flu. Here's your copy."

Dilbert says, "Um... you should give that to Wally."

The guy says, "Wally isn't on this project."

Dilbert says, "I know. I just figure he has the least reason to live."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED MY WORK DESPITE HAVING A SLIGHT FLU. HERE'S YOUR COPY.

UM... YOU SHOULD GIVE THAT COPY TO WALLY.

WALLY ISN'T ON THIS PROJECT.

I KNOW. I JUST FIGURE HE HAS THE LEAST REASON TO LIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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