Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st February 1998

Dilbert//3214, first published 28 years ago on Sunday 1st February 1998

Tags

meeting introductions alice breakdown bad company bad boss freak out at meeting business

Open source transcript

LET'S START BY INTRODUCING OURSELVES.

I'M SUSAN BLOCK FROM I.T.G. I WORK FOR EMILY WOOTEN I'M MAX BLUMF I WORK FOR SUSAN.

I'M ALICE.

WORK FOR ...

AAAGH!!!

FILLED WITH SHAME BY ASSOCIATION!!!

WHY ME?

WHY WHY WHY PLEASE TAKE ME TO YOUR GROUP!

I'M NOT TAINTED!!!

CAN WE START OVER? I FORGOT WHO THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE ARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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