Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd February 1998

Dilbert//3215, first published 28 years ago on Monday 2nd February 1998

Tags

dilbert harmful to workers demonstrate danger controlled experimnet rebellion sarcasm complacency going bald

Official transcript

WARNING!! Dogbert sits behind a desk with Wally and says, "Author Norman Solomon has determined that the Dilbert comic strip is harmful to workers."

A comic strip sits on the table. Dogbert shows the comic strip to Wally and says, "I will demonstrate the danger with this carefully controlled experiment."

Dogbert asks, "Have your palns for rebellion been replaced by sarcasm and complacency?"

Wally rubs his head and says, "And I think I'm going bald, too!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WARNING!!

AUTHOR NORMAN SOLOMON HAS DETERMINED THAT THE DILBERT COMIC STRIP IS HARMFUL TO WORKERS.

I WILL DEMONSTRATE THE DANGER WITH THIS CAREFULLY CONTROLLED EXPERIMENT.

HAVE YOUR PLANS FOR REBELLION BEEN REPLACED BY SARCASM AND COMPLACENCY?

AND I THINK I'M GOING BALD!

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