Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd February 1998

Dilbert//3216, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 3rd February 1998

Tags

new policy discriminate against single people legal marital staus no reason home polygamists

Official transcript

At a staff me Boss meets with Dilbert and Wally. The Boss says, "My new policy is to discriminate against single people. It's totally legal!"

The Boss holds up a piece of paper and says, "Write your marital status on this list so I know who has no reason to go home at night."

They all leave the meetin and the Boss looks at the list. He says, "Dang! What are the odds you'd all be polygamists?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW POLICY IS TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST SINGLE PEOPLE. IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL!

WRITE YOUR MARITAL STATUS ON THIS LIST, SO I KNOW WHO HAS NO REASON TO GO HOME AT NIGHT.

DANG! WHAT ARE THE ODDS YOU'D ALL BE POLYGAMISTS?

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