Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th February 1998

Dilbert//3218, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 5th February 1998

Tags

clothes defective going to kitchen maintain discipline telecommute throry wearing work clothes clothes

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting at his computer and says, "I'm wearing work clothes while I telecomute, to maintain discipline."

Dobgert stands behind him and says, "Is it working?"

Dilbert gets up and walks to the kitchen and says, "I'll test the theory by seeing if my clothes stop me from going to the kitchen."

Dilbert sits at the kitchen table holding a sandwich. The table is covered with food: potato chips, fruit, soda, pickles, etc. He says, "Apparently my clothes are defective. Dogbert says, "Haven't I been saying that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WEARING MY WORK CLOTHES WHILE I TELECOMMUTE, TO MAINTAIN DISCIPLINE.

IS IT WORKING?

I'LL TEST THE THEORY BY SEEING IF MY CLOTHES STOP ME FROM GOING TO THE KITCHEN APPARENTLY MY CLOTHES ARE DEFECTIVE.

HAVEN'T I BEEN SAYING THAT?

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