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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th February 1998

Dilbert//3222, first published 28 years ago on Monday 9th February 1998


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going forward basis time travel concept of time boss understnds got lucky


Official transcript

The Boss leans against a desk or table and says to Dilbert, "I suggest that you deal with the issue on a going forward basis."

Dilbert says, "Thanks for ruling out time travel. You're usually not that helpful."

In the cafeteria, Alice, Wally and Dilbert are eating lunch. Alice says, "Are you saying he understands the concept of 'time' now?"

Dilbert says, "Or he just got lucky on this one."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SUGGEST THAT YOU DEAL WITH THE ISSUE ON A GOING FORWARD BASIS.

THANKS FOR RULING OUT TIME TRAVEL.

YOU'RE USUALLY NOT THAT HELPFUL.

ARE YOU SAYING HE UNDERSTANDS THE CONCEPT OF "TIME" NOW?

OR HE JUST GOT LUCKY ON THIS ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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