Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th February 1998

Dilbert//3223, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 10th February 1998

Tags

imgination sexier everyday super model kryptonite

Official transcript

Dogbert is sitting on the couch. On an endtable is a lamp and a magazine. Dogbert says, "Is it my imagination or am I getting sexier every day?"

Dogbert pulls out a hand mirror and says, "The mirror doesn't lie. I AM getting sexier."

At the kitchen table, Dogbert informs Dilbert, "I've decided to become a supermodel."

Dilbert pours himself a bowl of cereal and says, "Okay, but stay away from kryptonite."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR AM I GETTING SEXIER EVERY DAY?

THE MIRROR DOESN'T LIE. I AM GETTING SEXIER.

I'VE DECIDED BE A SUPERMODEL.

OKAY, BUT STAY AWAY FROM KRYPTONITE.

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