Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th February 1998

Dilbert//3224, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 11th February 1998

Tags

silly putty fake beauty mark too much beauty fashion headquarters heroin chic dogs with tumors

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting in a chair and Dogbert says, 'Do you have any 'silly putty' I can use as a fake beauty mark?"

Dilbert and Dogbert ist on Dilbert's bed. Dogbert has a huge lump of silly putty on his head. Dilbert holds upa mirror and says, "Maybe you should use less."

Dogbert says, "There's no such thing as too much beauty."

Meanwhile, at fashion headquaters... One guy looks a photograph and says, "We got away with 'heroin chic.' What's next?"

The other guy says, "How about dogs with tumors?"

A big pile of photos lies onthe table.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE ANY "SILLY PUTTY" I CAN USE AS A FAKE BEAUTY MARK?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE LESS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH BEAUTY.

MEANWHILE, AT FASHION HEADQUARTERS...

WE GOT AWAY WITH "HEROIN CHIC." WHAT'S HOW ABOUT DOGS NEXT?

WITH TUMORS?

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