Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th February 1998

Dilbert//3226, first published 28 years ago on Friday 13th February 1998

Tags

dogbert the supermodel lingerie shoot short round guy black socks ice

Official transcript

The ugly lady with the fashionably outdated glasses is wearing a toga and sandals. She hands Dogbert a pair of black dress socks and says, "Your first assignment is a lingerie shoot. You'll be wearing black socks."

Dogbert has a lump of silly putty on his head as a 'beauty tumor.' The woman says, "There's nothing sexier than a short round guy in black socks."

Dogbert sits on a table or block. Dogbert, wearing the dress socks, looks at himself in a hand mirror and wags his tail. He says, "Wow! This works!"

Heat is rising off the ugly woman and she says, "Quick! Get me a big block of ice to sit on!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE SUPERMODEL YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT IS A LINGERIE SHOOT.

YOU'LL BE WEARING BLACK SOCKS.

THERE'S NOTHING SEXIER THAN A SHORT, ROUND GUY IN BLACK SOCKS.

WOW!

THIS WORKS!

QUICK! GET ME A BIG BLOCK OF ICE TO SIT ON!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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