Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th February 1998

Dilbert//3226, first published 28 years ago on Friday 13th February 1998

Tags

dogbert the supermodel lingerie shoot short round guy black socks ice

Official transcript

The ugly lady with the fashionably outdated glasses is wearing a toga and sandals. She hands Dogbert a pair of black dress socks and says, "Your first assignment is a lingerie shoot. You'll be wearing black socks."

Dogbert has a lump of silly putty on his head as a 'beauty tumor.' The woman says, "There's nothing sexier than a short round guy in black socks."

Dogbert sits on a table or block. Dogbert, wearing the dress socks, looks at himself in a hand mirror and wags his tail. He says, "Wow! This works!"

Heat is rising off the ugly woman and she says, "Quick! Get me a big block of ice to sit on!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE SUPERMODEL YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT IS A LINGERIE SHOOT.

YOU'LL BE WEARING BLACK SOCKS.

THERE'S NOTHING SEXIER THAN A SHORT, ROUND GUY IN BLACK SOCKS.

WOW!

THIS WORKS!

QUICK! GET ME A BIG BLOCK OF ICE TO SIT ON!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Supermodel"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1998, features Dogbert, a character from the popular comic strip "Dilbert," as a supermodel. The strip consists of three panels and showcases Dogbert's humorous take on the fashion industry.

Panel 1:

• Dogbert is introduced as a lingerie model, with the caption "Your first assignment is a lingerie shoot. You'll be wearing black socks."
• The panel sets the tone for the rest of the strip, highlighting Dogbert's unique approach to modeling.

Panel 2:

• Dogbert is shown wearing black socks and a red scarf, with the caption "There's nothing sexier than a short, round guy in black socks."
• The panel pokes fun at traditional notions of beauty and sex appeal, emphasizing that even someone like Dogbert can be considered attractive.

Panel 3:

• Dogbert is seen sitting on a table, with the caption "Wow, this works!"
• The panel suggests that Dogbert has found success as a model, despite his unconventional appearance.

Overall:

The comic strip uses humor to comment on the fashion industry and the concept of beauty. By featuring Dogbert as a supermodel, the strip challenges traditional notions of attractiveness and celebrates individuality.

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