Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th February 1998

Dilbert//3227, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 14th February 1998

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sex symbol wats inside doesn't count philosopher point

Official transcript

Dilbert holds an issue of Playgirl featuring Dogbert on the cover. Dogbert wears black dress socks and nothing else, except his silly putty beauty tumor. Dilbert says, "How does it feel to be a sex symbol?"

Dogbert says, "Good."

Dogbert sits on the arm of the couch wagging his tail and says, "I realized that what's inside a person doesn't count because no one can see it."

Dilbert says, "I didn't realize you were such a philosopher."

Dogbert says, "That's my point!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A SEX SYMBOL?

GOOD PLAYGIRL IN SOCKS!

I REALIZED THAT WHAT'S INSIDE A PERSON DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE IT.

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A PHILOSOPHER.

THAT'S MY POINT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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