Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th February 1998

Dilbert//3230, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 17th February 1998

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catbert evil hr diretor company's goal double efficiency downsize marketing good at math business

Official transcript

Catbert says, "The company's goal is to double the efficiency of all employees."

Dilbert raises his hand and says, "Question: If we double our efficiency, won't you downsize half of us?"

Alice and Wally sit on either side of him. Catbert says, "Don't talk to anyone in marketing. They aren't so good at math."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR THE COMPANY'S GOAL IS TO DOUBLETHE EFFICIENCY OF ALL EMPLOYEES.

QUESTION: IF WE DOUBLE OUR EFFICIENCY, WON'T YOU DOWNSIZE HALF OF US?

DON'T TALK TO ANYONE IN MARKETING; THEY AREN'T SO GOOD AT MATH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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