Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th February 1998

Dilbert//3231, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 18th February 1998

Tags

info meerical invest savings sell educational info avoid scams phase two

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his computer, hand on the mouse. Dogbert stands on the desk and says, "I'm going to make an infomercial."

Dogbert starts wagging his tail and says, "I'm targeting the people who want to invest their savings, but don't know how."

Dilbert says, "I hope you plan to sell educational information about how to avoid scams."

Dogbert says, "Good idea for phase two!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO MAKE AN INFOMMERCIAL.

I'M TARGETING THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO INVEST THEIR SAVINGS BUT DON'T KNOW HOw.

I HOPE YOU PLAN TO SELL EDUCATIONAL INFORMATION ABOUT HOW TO AVOID SCAMS.

GOOD IDEA FOR PHASE TWO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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