Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th February 1998

Dilbert//3233, first published 28 years ago on Friday 20th February 1998

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dogbert the consultant knowledge assets unmistakable message boss consultant business

Official transcript

Dogbert is telling The Boss, "From now on, refer to your employees as 'knowledge assets.'"

The Boss takes notes. Dogbert the Consultant is sitting on a couch and says, "That will send an unmistakable message."

Dilbert comes home from work and says to Dogbert, "He calls us knowledge assets"

now. He must think we're complete morons."

Dogbert wags his tail and says, "It's an unmistakable message."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CONSULTANT FROM NOW ON, REFER TO YOUR EMPLOYEES AS "KNOWLEDGE ASSETS." THAT WILL SEND AN UNMISTAKABLE MESSAGE.

HE CALLS US "KNOWLEDGE ASSETS" NOW. HE MUST THINK WE'RE COMPLETE MORONS.

IT'S AN UNMISTAKABLE MESSAGE.

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