Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th February 1998

Dilbert//3232, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 19th February 1998

Tags

loans funding scam artist dogbert on tv people believe

Official transcript

Dilbert is at home watching television. Dogbert's infomercial is on tv. Dogbert sits at a desk and says, "Would you like to make $1,000 per month for a whole year?"

Dogbert says, "Send $13,000 for complete information about Dogbert no-load funds."

An individual is furiously writing the information down as Dobert says, "I'll include my free pamphlet explaining how to lose weight by eating less food."

The guy thinks, "Show the number."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE $1,000 PER MONTH FOR A WHOLE YEAR?

SEND $13,000 FOR COMPLETE INFORMATION ABOUT DOGBERT NO-LOAD FUNDS.

I'LL INCLUDE MY FREE PAMPHLET EXPLAINING HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT BY EATING SHOW THE NUMBER.

LESS FOOD.

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