Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th March 1998

Dilbert//3245, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 4th March 1998

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sales conference presentation no user interface computer no bulky user manual power outage good from evil technology

Official transcript

Sales Conference: Dilbert and Wally are giving a presentation. Dilbert points to a blank computer monitor and says, "Here's the product you'll be selling next quarter."

Wally says, "It has NO user interface!"

Wally says, 'That means no bulky user manual. And no loss of function during a power outage!"

Dilbert carries the monitor away and says, "You were right. Our sales people can't distinguish good from evil."

Wally stretches his mouth open with his fingers and says, "I strained a smile muscle."

Behind them, the sales people applaud (clap, clap, clap).

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SALES CONFERENCE HERE'S THE PRODUCT YOU'LL BE SELLING NEXT QUARTER.

IT HAS NO USER INTERFACE!

THAT MEANS NO BULKY USER MANUAL.

AND NO LOSS OF FUNCTION DURING A POWER OUTAGE!

YOU WERE RIGHT. OUR SALES PEOPLE CAN'T DISTINGUISH GOOD FROM EVIL.

I STRAINED A SMILE MUSCLE.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

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