Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th March 1998

Dilbert//3246, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 5th March 1998

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chaos theory management name for it meeting confused business

Official transcript

At the staff meeting, The Boss says, "From now on I'll be using the chaos theory of management."

Wally, Dilbert, and Alice all have question marks over their heads and are confused. Wally says, "And this will be different how?"

The Boss says, "Now there's a name for it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE USING THE CHAOS THEORY OF MANAGEMENT.

AND THIS WILL BE DIFFERENT HOW?

NOW THERE'S A NAME FOR IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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