Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th March 1998

Dilbert//3252, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 11th March 1998

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elbonia deep mud misogyny mud weasels kick people complimenting screaming

Official transcript

Alice says to Dilbert and Wally, "I'm off to Elbonia, the land of waist-deep mud and misogyny."

Wally leans back in his chair and says, "On the plus side, you can kick people and blame it on the mud weasels."

Alice stands in the mud with a couple of Elbonians. One says, "What's wrong, Yugi? One second you are comlimenting this chick, next second screaming."

Alice says, "Mud weasel."

Yugi is doubled over in pain.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M OFF TO ELBONIA, THE LAND OF WAIST- DEEP MUD AND MISOGYNY.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, YOU CAN KICK PEOPLE AND BLAME IT ON THE MUD WEASELS.

WHAT'S WRONG, YUGI?

ONE SECOND YOU ARE COMPLIMENTING THIS CHICK, NEXT SECOND SCREAMING.

MUD WEASEL.

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