Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th March 1998

Dilbert//3253, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 12th March 1998

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albanian factory tour sweat shop companys prodcut attach clamps cubicles damaged morale

Official transcript

Elbonian Factory Tour: Alice and an Elbonian stand in the mud in front of a hut. The Elbonian says, "This is the sweat shop where we make your company's product."

Alice takes notes. The Elbonians work with large clamps on their heads. The foreman says, "We attache huge clamps to each employee's head."

Alice says, "Why?"

The foreman says, "We tried cubicles, but it damaged morale."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN FACTORY TOUR THIS IS THE SWEAT SHOP WHERE WE MAKE YOUR COMPANY'S PRODUCT.

WE ATTACH HUGE CLAMPS TO EACH EMPLOYEE'S HEAD.

WHY?

WE TRIED CUBICLES BUT IT DAMAGED MORALE.

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