Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th March 1998

Dilbert//3254, first published 28 years ago on Friday 13th March 1998

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hideous treatment employees elbnina factory forced to wear clamps no union business

Official transcript

Alice hold a folder and says, "Here's my report on the hideous treatment of employees in our Elbonian factory."

The Boss sits at his desk. Alice holds her hands up to her head and says, "The employees are forced to wear huge clamps on their heads."

The Boss looks at the report. At the lunch table in the employee cafeteria, Alice, Wally and Dilbert sit with trays of food and large clamps on their heads. Alice says, "Then I said, 'The employees can't complain because they have no union."

Wally says "Swift,"

and he and Dilbert frown.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S MY REPORT ON THE HIDEOUS TREATMENT OF EMPLOYEES IN OUR ELBONIAN FACTORY.

THE EMPLOYEES ARE FORCED TO WEAR HUGE CLAMPS ON THEIR HEADS.

THEN I SAID, "THE EMPLOYEES CAN'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO UNION." SWIFT.

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