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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th March 1998

Dilbert//3259, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 18th March 1998


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judged by accomplishments not gender 14th patent lunch banquet honor alice


Official transcript

Tina the tech writer says to Alice, "Alice, one day I hope we can be judged by our accomplishments and not our gender."

Alice says, "I got my fourteenth patent today. I'm on my way to a lunch banquet in my honor."

Tina says, "And you wore THAT?"

Alice frowns in anger."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, ONE DAY I HOPE WE CAN BE JUDGED BY OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND NOT OUR GENDER.

I GOT MY FOURTEENTH PATENT TODAY. I'M ON MY WAY TO A LUNCH BANQUET IN MY HONOR.

AND YOU WORE THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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