Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th March 1998

Dilbert//3260, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 19th March 1998

Tags

user manual typo technical calls phone sex place complaints are down customers

Official transcript

Dilbert looks over his cubicle wall. The Boss says, "Our user manual has a typo. Our technical support calls are going to a phone sex place."

The Boss says, "Complaints are way down."

Customer's House: The customer sits at his computer and says into the telephone, "Well, okay, but... has that ever worked?"

The voice on the other end of the line says, "No complaints yet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR USER MANUAL HAS A TYPO. OUR TECHNICAL SUPPORT CALLS ARE GOING TO A PHONE SEX PLACE.

COMPLAINTS ARE WAY DOWN.

CUSTOMER'S HOUSE WELL, OKAY, BUT..

HAS THAT EVER WORKED?

NO COMPLAINTS YET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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