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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th March 1998

Dilbert//3261, first published 28 years ago on Friday 20th March 1998


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letter of refrence job in division prone to anger and denail


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I'll need a letter of reference to apply for a job in another division."

The Boss sits at his desk and says, "No problem."

The Boss writes a letter. It says, "...For a man of his hygiene. He doesn't steal as much as you think. I suspect he's on drugs."

The new manager says, "And then he says you're prone to anger and denial. Is that true?"

Dilbert is angry and waves his arms in the air and screams, "NO!!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'LL NEED A LETTER OF REFERENCE TO APPLY FOR A JOB IN ANOTHER DIVISION.

NO PROBLEM.

... FOR A MAN OF HIS HYGIENE, HE DOESN'T STEAL AS MUCH AS YOU'D THINK. I SUSPECT HE'S ON DRUGS.

AND THEN HE SAYS YOU'RE PRONE TO ANGER AND DENIAL.

IS THAT TRUE?

NO!!

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