Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd March 1998

Dilbert//3263, first published 28 years ago on Sunday 22nd March 1998

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catbert evil hr dircetor vacation policy more vacation days restroom breaks count as vacation porcelain cruise

Official transcript

Catbert enters a meeting. Dilbert and the Boss are already there. Catbert, sitting between Asok the Intern and Dilbert, begins, "There's been a slight change in the vacation policy."

Asok asks, "Are we getting more vacation days?"

Catbert responds, "You must be new here."

Catbert continues, "As you know, all vacation time must be used in the year it is earned."

Catbert then says, "I realize this is not always convenient. So I've decided to be flexible."

Catbert: "From now on, any time you spend in the restroom will count as vacation."

The meeting is over. As Dilbert leaves, he says to Wally, "We should complain."

Wally counters with, "If you need me, I'll be taking a porcelain cruise."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE IN THE VACATION POLICY.

ARE WE GETTING MORE VACATION DAYS ?

YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.

AS YOU KNOW, ALL VACATION TIME MUST BE USED IN THE YEAR IT IS EARNED.

I REALIZE THIS IS NOT ALWAYS CONVENIENT.

SO I'VE DECIDED TO BE FLEXIBLE.

FROM NOW ON, ANY TIME YOU SPEND IN THE RESTROOM WILL COUNT AS VACATION.

WE SHOULD COMPLAIN.

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE TAKING A PORCELAIN CRUISE.

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