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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd March 1998

Dilbert//3264, first published 28 years ago on Monday 23rd March 1998


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famous serial killers database name weapon tattoo killer application


Official transcript

Asok the intern is making a presentation. He points to the display projected from his laptop computer and says, "My new product is a database of famous serial killers."

Asok says, "You can search the database by name, weapon, or tattoo."

Alice frowns. Alice turns to Wally and says, "Let me guess, Wally: Six months ago our young intern asked you what the term 'killer application' meant."

The Boss looks on.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY NEW PRODUCT IS A DATABASE OF FAMOUS SERIAL KILLERS.

YOU CAN SEARCH THE DATABASE BY NAME, WEAPON OR TATTOO.

LET ME GUESS, WALLY: SIX MONTHS AGO OUR YOUNG INTERN ASKED YOU WHAT THE TERM "KILLER APPLICATION" MEANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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