Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th March 1998

Dilbert//3265, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 24th March 1998

Tags

personal habitats cubicles hellhole junior pictures

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the Boss's desk and says, 'I can replace your cubicles with 'personal habitats'."

Dogbert says, "They look exactly like cubicles, but we've made huge advances in what they're called."

The Boss asks, "Is it expensive?"

Dogbert explains, "If money is an issue, you could start with the 'Hellhole Junior' model and upgrade later."

The Boss asks, "Do you have pictures?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN REPLACE YOUR CUBICLES WITH "PERSONAL HABITATS." THEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE CUBICLES, BUT WE'VE MADE HUGE ADVANCES IN WHAT THEY'RE CALLED.

IS IT EXPENSIVE?

IF MONEY IS AN ISSUE, YOU COULD START WITH THE "HELLHOLE JUNIOR' MODEL AND UPGRADE LATER.

DO YOU HAVE PICTURES?

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