Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st April 1998

Dilbert//3273, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 1st April 1998

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catbert evil hr directorm not enjoying job powerful anti depressant prescribe drugs illegal

Official transcript

Headline: Catbert: Evil H.R. Director. Alice says to Catbert, "I'm not enjoying my job."

Catbert hands Alice a bottle of pills and says, "Take this powerful anti- depressant drug for the rest of your life."

Alice responds, "I didn't know H.R. could prescribe drugs."

Catbert says, "I'd hate to live in a world where that was illegal."

Alice reads the bottle aloud, "Boss-proof cap."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR I'M NOT ENJOYING MY JOB.

TAKE THIS POWERFUL ANTIDEPRESSANT DRUG FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

I DIDN'T KNOW H.R.

COULD PRESCRIBE DRUGS.

I'D HATE TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THAT WAS ILLEGAL.

"BOSS- PROOF CAP."

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