Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd April 1998

Dilbert//3274, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 2nd April 1998

Tags

improve moral prescribing anti depressants unwarranted optimism dead end job pills hr prescribed drugs employees happiness

Official transcript

Alice says to Wally and Dilbert, "Human resources is prescribing powerful antidepressants to improve morale."

Alice continues, "The label says it may cause 'unwarranted optimism about you dead-end job.'"

Wally, "I gotta get me some of that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HUMAN RESOURCES IS PRESCRIBING POWERFUL ANTIDEPRESSANTS TO IMPROVE MORALE.

THE LABEL SAYS IT MAY CAUSE "UNWARRANTED OPTIMISM ABOUT YOUR DEAD-END JOB." I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT.

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