Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd April 1998

Dilbert//3275, first published 28 years ago on Friday 3rd April 1998

Tags

warning lables slices anti depressants cause fatique memory loss lack of sex disorientation

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally, and Alice are sitting at a table. Wally holds a pill bottle and says, "Look at the warning label on Alice's antidepressants."

Wally continues, "It can cause fatigue disorientation, memory loss, and lack of sex."

Dilbert responds, "I wonder how long we've been taking them."

Wally replies, "There's no way to know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOOK AT THE WARNING LABEL ON ALICE'S ANTIDEPRESSANTS.

IT CAN CAUSE FATIGUE, DISORIENTATION, MEMORY LOSS, AND LACK OF SEX.

I WONDER HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN TAKING THEM.

THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW.

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