Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th April 1998

Dilbert//3282, first published 28 years ago on Friday 10th April 1998

Tags

no layoffs after merger catbert evil director frozen asteroid protective space suits not a team player

Official transcript

Caption: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Catbert tells Ted and Dilbert, "There will be no layoffs after the merger."

Catbert says, "However, many of you will be transferred to jobs on a frozen."

Ted asks, "Will we have protective space suits?"

Catbert says, "I label you 'not a team player'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR THERE WILL BE NO LAYOFFS AFTER THE MERGER.

HOWEVER, MANY OF YOU WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO JOBS ON A FROZEN ASTEROID.

WILL WE HAVE PROTECTIVE SPACE SUITS?

I LABEL YOU "NOT A TEAM PLAYER."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Asteroid Transfer"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between Catbert, the evil HR director, and the employees of a company.
• Catbert announces that there will be no layoffs after the merger, but many employees will be transferred to jobs on a frozen asteroid.
• One employee asks if they will have protective space suits, and Catbert responds by labeling them "not a team player."
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate jargon and the dehumanizing effects of corporate culture.

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