Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th April 1998

Dilbert//3283, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 11th April 1998

Tags

accept transfer frozen asteroid surplussed map

Official transcript

Bob tells Alice, "If I don't accept the transfer to a frozen asteroid, I'll be superplugged."

Alice says, "Ted, let me show you something on this map."

Alice points and asks, "See this tiny island?"

Ted answers, "Yes."

Alice says, "That's where the people who care live."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I DON'T ACCEPT THE TRANSFER TO A FROZEN ASTEROID, I'LL BE SURPLUSSED.

TED, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING ON THIS MAP.

SEE THIS TINY ISLAND?

YES.

THAT'S WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO CARE LIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tiny Island"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert and his boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss.
• Dilbert is offered a transfer to a frozen asteroid, which he rejects.
• The Pointy-Haired Boss shows him a map of the asteroid, highlighting its tiny size.
• Dilbert asks if this is where people who care live, and the Pointy-Haired Boss responds affirmatively.

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