Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th May 1998

Dilbert//3316, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 14th May 1998

Tags

free flu shots wealth stock holders hunt down shoot flu darts not flu prevention shits

Official transcript

Catbert is standing at the entrance to Wally's cubicle. Catbert tells him, "The company is giving free flu shots, Wally."

A man holding a rifle, wearing safari gear and glasses, reminiscent of Teddy Roosevelt, stands next to Catbert. Catbert continues, "The shots will be delivered by wealthy stockholders who will hunt you down and shoot you with flu darts."

Wally, with the barrel of the rifle pointed in his back, asks, "At least I won't get the flu, right?"

Catbert replies, "You're probably thinking of the flu prevention shots."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY IS GIVING FREE FLU SHOTS, WALLY.

THE SHOTS WILL BE DELIVERED BY WEALTHY STOCKHOLDERS WHO WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHOOT YOU WITH FLU DARTS.

AT LEAST I WON'T GET THE FLU, RIGHT?

YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING OF THE FLU PREVENTION SHOTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flu Prevention Shots"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around the theme of flu prevention shots and their potential benefits. The main characters, Wally and Dilbert, engage in a conversation about the shots, with Wally expressing skepticism and Dilbert questioning the effectiveness of the shots.

Key Points:

• Wally is hesitant to receive a free flu shot, citing concerns about the company's motives.
• Dilbert inquires about the shots' effectiveness, to which Wally responds that he's thinking of the flu prevention shots.
• The conversation highlights the tension between Wally's skepticism and Dilbert's curiosity about the shots.
• The comic strip humorously explores the topic of flu prevention shots and the concerns surrounding their effectiveness.

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