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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th May 1998

Dilbert//3315, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 13th May 1998


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catbert hr director dumped work moan scream staffing levels


Official transcript

Headline: Catbert: H.R. Director. Catbert is sitting on The Boss' desk. Catbert says, "When you dumped more work on Wally, did he moan? Or did he scream?"

The Boss responds, "It sounded like this... Aaoo-muw-aahh-ow-ow!!"

Catbert walks down the hall and thinks, "The staffing levels sound about right."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: H.R. DIRECTOR WHEN YOU DUMPED MORE WORK ON WALLY, DID HE MOAN? OR DID HE SCREAM?

IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS ... AAOO - MUW AAHH-OW-OW!!

THE STAFFING LEVELS SOUND ABOUT RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Staffing Levels"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the H.R. director, and a cat in a chair. The conversation begins with Catbert asking if the cat has moaned or screamed while working on the wall. The cat responds that it has moaned, and Catbert inquires about the staffing levels. The cat replies that they sound about right, implying that the current staffing levels are adequate.

Key Points:

  • Catbert asks the cat if it has moaned or screamed while working on the wall.
  • The cat responds that it has moaned.
  • Catbert inquires about the staffing levels.
  • The cat replies that they sound about right.

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