Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th May 1998

Dilbert//3330, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 28th May 1998

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fertility drugs coffee tabloids million dollars doctor agent advice medical

Official transcript

Wally looking at a bloated Dilbert. Dilbert says, "My dog put fertility drugs in my coffee."

Dilbert continues, "At first I was mad. Then the tabloids offered me a million dollars for my story."

Wally inquires, "Have you seen a doctor?"

Dilbert replies, "My agent advises against that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DOG PUT FERTILITY DRUGS IN MY COFFEE.

AT FIRST I WAS MAD.

THEN THE TABLOIDS OFFERED ME A MILLION DOLLARS FOR MY STORY.

HAVE YOU SEEN A DOCTOR?

MY AGENT ADVISES AGAINST THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fertility Drugs and Fortune"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled character, who has been prescribed fertility drugs by his dog. Initially, Dilbert is skeptical but eventually becomes convinced that the drugs are effective. He decides to capitalize on his newfound fertility by writing a bestselling book about his experience. However, his agent advises him against it, citing concerns about the potential backlash from the public.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's dog prescribes him fertility drugs
• Dilbert becomes convinced of the drugs' effectiveness
• Dilbert decides to write a book about his experience
• His agent advises against it due to potential backlash

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